Evil Plan Generator
I found the site that Hollywood is using for there scripts…
Here is my Plan
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved meStage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Expose a News Reporter. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Desecrate United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.
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