Softer Days ahead
Da Goddess has the poop scope on how the brits became a softer and more likeable bunch.
The British are a wee bit off. How else do you explain why it took eighteen years to find softer toilet paper??
I want to know how they dealt with dingle berries?
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2 Responses to “Softer Days ahead”
Da Goddess on 08 Jan 2005 at 14:49 #
okay, in all my vast and sundry visions…that was not one I’d considered…nor really wanted to. You’ve ruined me!!!!
dave t on 08 Jan 2005 at 20:26 #
Excuse me! The English use toilet paper, here in Scotland we use freshly cut wet (and very large) thistles which also eliminates the (ahem) other problem Michael refers to. Naked Swedes hitting each other with bushes? Hah! Wimps!