Smash reports on the Demoralization Tour 2005
“I’m really glad Kerry came,” said PFC Brad Johnson of Alabama after the speeches. “I was starting to think things were going well, the people were for us and not for the terrorists, we’re getting more recruits wanting to join the Iraqi Police forces, and we’re about to have elections. Boy, I’m glad John Kerry set me straight.”
Pluto’s Dad also quotes:
“I was going to go home to my wife and kids,” said Major Benedict Birmingham, “but how can I now that I know I am a war criminal? I didn’t think I was, but now thanks to Kerry I know we all are. Well luckily according to him this was is a quagmire and we’re all going to die anyway. Curse my baby killing hide!”
We Suck….Bring in the UN to arest us and charge us under THE HAGUE
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