Flight Pundit

Tuesday at a 12 noon press conference DC was able to get a small gathering of reported away from stuffing there gullet and attend his “blogs for McCain’s Opponents” blog ring.

DC and his trusty right hand man were very intimidating to most of the fake press staff that we no more than college paper and projectionist students.
Coming out strong DC states why he is really getting upset with the lame Senator.

“I am tired of Sen. McCain’s masquerading as the voice of reason and the heir to the Reagan legacy. It is an insult to those of us who know better and know history.”

when the first reporter tries to ask a witty and wise question he attacks DC’s right had man while going in a general downward direction, grasping a bit of air in a girly attempt at slapping Nickie. The reporter falls face first into the Nickie Goomba’s knee and then makes final contact with the concrete.

DC with the flare of an accomplished gentleman, smoothes out Mr. Goomba’s shirt while checking on his friend. He then returns to the briefing with grace.

Bringing power to the disgust that DC contains just below the skin he yells at McCain:

“Don’t pretend like you don’t have an agenda”

The rest of the presser went very well but there are a few questions I would like to ask this newly mad man.

So my question to the “Made Man” DC is this: How do you get all of the hot FNC women to attend your presser?

Wait, I have another question? why does McCain think he is a Republican?

OK, you need to go to DC’s to read the rest of the presser

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