Archive for June 15th, 2005

Via Email

A Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious.  Nearby, on the opposite side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.  The Marine was conscious and alert.

As first aid was given to both men, the Marine was asked what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.  Seeing each other we both took cover.”

“What happened then?”

“I yelled at him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life scum bag, and he yelled back that Teddy Kennedy was a rich, good-for-nothing fat drunk.”

 

“We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us.”

2 Comments »

Work

I just have to rant about work for a minute.
I have 350+ emails that I have not had time to read, that is work email only.
I have 15 voice messages on my office phone that I have not had time to listen to.
I have 27 messages on my work cell phone that I haven’t been able to listen to.
I have been working from 7 am to after 8 PM each day this week and every day I get further behind.
I have stood up four racks with unix and windows servers and installed different SAP applications and releases on 15 servers with Oracle or SQL Server.
I have hired 3 people this month and still can’t keep up with the work.
Who says the economies is not doing well?
I need a Sr. Windows Admin.

OK enough about work, Hell I don’t even know what’s going outside of my data center…
Did McCan’t quit yet? No, OK we will keep working that.

2 Comments »

Technical topics at American Boobiemonger

You must read this from Jeremy.
If your a woman you will gain some insite into men.
If your a man you already know this.
American Boobiemonger

3 Comments »

Ouch

Marines know how to use their bayonets. Army bayonets may as well be paperweights.

Navy Times; November 1994

Comments Off