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Like the Film South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Canada Goes To Hell
Legal pot? Legal gay marriage? Universal health care? What’s next, free porn and candy?

Free Porn and candy or is candy in the porn?

It’s true. It’s rather amazing. Gay marriage will be completely legal in Canada very soon. It’s been oddly ignored in much of the U.S. media and hasn’t really been much discussed among those in the terrified red states except when, deep in the night, from their respective lumpy twin beds, they whisper to each other across the room as they pop their Ambien and stroke their portfolios and curse their very genitals: oh my God what’s wrong with those freakin’ Canadians?

OK, you just have to laugh at this..

Blame Canada
South Park Parents

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv No!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it’s Canada’s fault! Don’t blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he’s off to
join the klan!> And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself>

Well, Blame Canada!

It seems that everything’s gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada! They’re not even a real country anyway. My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it’s a true, Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue> Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire. Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

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