San Francisco Struggles to Keep Up With Gun Returns by Gang Members
See, even the gangs follow good laws..
Gang members were lined up for several blocks outside of a San Francisco police station in order to turn over their guns. “It’s the right thing to do, yo,” said a gangbanger known as Fizzle. “Da peeps in Frisco said no to guns, so we got no choice but to hand over that shizat. Now I gots to go be an organic farmer or some shit like dat. It ain’t right. I stole this .45 two years ago, and now I have to give it to the police. It just ain’t right.”
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American Dinosaur on 11 Dec 2005 at 09:45 #
Hand Gun Ban In Cannuckistan
Hand Gun Ban in Canada, this is interesting to see happening again after Australia and the UK. When do bad guys EVER care about abiding by the law? Now in San Francisco we may have a different Story…
Seth on 12 Dec 2005 at 05:34 #
You’ve got to be joking, LOL!
Then again, despite all its liberalism or maybe because of it, there’s surprisingly little gang violence in SF compared to other big cities.
If this is true, maybe it means that the gang bangers are all libs, as well.
AirborneVet on 12 Dec 2005 at 08:29 #
Oh man! You had me there for a minute! Good one!
Dennis on 12 Dec 2005 at 13:24 #
I almost took this seriously…then I read the byline..lol.
I would bet its 180 degrees the opposite and NOONE is turning in their guns
Stoopid liberals
Raven on 12 Dec 2005 at 14:50 #
Heh.
“Give me your guns and I’ll give you peace.”
Michael on 12 Dec 2005 at 16:40 #
All your guns are belong to us.
it’s good to keep everyone on their toes…