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Best Blond Joke ever

Jan 19th 2006MichaelLife

This is the Best Damn Blond Joke Period
Go check it out.

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7 Responses to “Best Blond Joke ever”

  1. AirborneVet on 20 Jan 2006 at 12:22 #

    So, let me guess. You keep clicking on all the links and never get anywhere. Hm.

  2. Michael on 20 Jan 2006 at 12:31 #

    worked for me

  3. That 1 Guy on 20 Jan 2006 at 14:11 #

    That punch line has got to be one of the best I’ve heard in a long time…

  4. FbL on 20 Jan 2006 at 21:11 #

    That was SUCH a disappointment…

    *checking self for blond roots under light-brown hair*

  5. Raven on 21 Jan 2006 at 03:11 #

    Didn’t click…you would have posted it here.
    I’m not blond. LOL

  6. Seth on 21 Jan 2006 at 05:08 #

    That reminded me of a thing we used to do with new boots when they first came aboard ship — we used to send them on “errands” for stuff like relative bearing grease, a fathom of shoreline, a left handed monkey wrench, etc, and each crew member they were sent to would refer them elsewhere or tell them it would be a few minutes, but in the meantime, could they go see so-and-so and get something else, etc…
    The best was when a chief electrician’s mate had me send him one of my boots for an errand: He sent him to the OOD for two filopian tubes, and the OOd sent him back to find out, “What color, red or green?” And the kid’s afternoon of searching started there…

  7. Raven on 21 Jan 2006 at 05:46 #

    ROTF…we do these things with the new hires up here at work. Send them on wild chases for tubes and trach cuffs and whatever (that don’t exist); one of us will do the collaspe thing- pretend to pass out and then do the CPR thing…among other nasties. Someone always chokes (not really)…it’s fun. Part of our little initiation ritual.