Archive for June 8th, 2006

Zarqawi: In Hell, Live

Heh. Our blog brother GM has been to hell today- live, in person, to report to us how things are going for Zarqawi…for first hand reporting go check it out.

WELCOME TO HELL’S Processing Center

Zarqawi:
“Processing center? Who are you and what is that ungodly smell?”

Satan:
“Why, you are in hell, and that is the delighful smell of brimstone and sulpher. Oh, I love the smell of brimstone in the morning. As I said, welcome!”

Zarqawi:
“I think I’m in the wrong place, I’m a martyr and have been promised 72 virgins”

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