Robot Bartender
Someone has a great mind to come up with this stuff. I wonder what the original looked like?
A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”The man replies “162″ and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.” He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man responds, “about a 100.” Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women’s body parts.Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “Er, 50, I think.”And the robot says… real slowly, “So.. is.. your.. party.. gonna.. nominate.. Hillary.. for.. president ???”
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3 Responses to “Robot Bartender”
devildog6771 on 25 Jun 2006 at Sun 25 June 2006 10:16:10 #
Now that’s really good. I don’t care who made it up. It’s great. Thank you for sharing and giving me the only laugh I have had today!!
Seth on 25 Jun 2006 at Sun 25 June 2006 14:30:39 #
Outstanding, Michael. Verrrry good laugh.
Raven on 25 Jun 2006 at Sun 25 June 2006 18:49:35 #
LOL
So..is…uh…your party….gonnnnna
uh…duh….I forgot.