Hunting Anyone?

From one of my good friends:

One of nature’s truths is that deer are attractive animals.  The old stags are majestic, the does are cute, and the fawns are simply adorable.  Yet, each year states grant hunting licenses to people who are then empowered to trek out to the boonies and shoot them, and not for meat, necessarily.   Some hunters shoot deer as trophies.  And the reason for this is that deer populations, if left unchecked, grow out of control and the animals become risks to motorists, pests to farmers and forestlands.  

 

Now consider the ever-increasing population of Muslims in this country.  Would hunting licenses be a solution to the Jihadi problem?   Granted, we would never hunt Jihadis for meat, and few of us would ever want to mount them on the wall of our study as trophies . . . but they do present problems that would seem to warrant a common sense solution.   Plus, unlike deer, Muslims could shoot back, which would be a more sporting proposition.

 

Besides, Muslims are not majestic, cute, or adorable.  But the real question is, do we have the moral courage to issue annual hunting licenses?

the question is would the ACLU want to sue me because I agree?

5 Comments »

5 Responses to “Hunting Anyone?”

  1. ric ottaiano on 22 Jan 2007 at Mon 22 January 2007 19:36:50 #

    how’d you end up so fortunate to attract “meatbrain” to your site…he is a piece of work…

  2. Anonymous on 23 Jan 2007 at Tue 23 January 2007 20:42:03 #

    Some wag is sure to say that licenses are not required to shoot certain species….

    But not me! It wasn’t me!

    After all, we all know what we aren’t allowed to say, and just whom we may no say it about, right?

  3. Raven on 23 Jan 2007 at Tue 23 January 2007 21:01:53 #

    I’ll hunt down Muslimes with you cowboy.

    And Ric, Meathead came here cause of me. I aggravated the meatball and egged him on…even offered to debate him right here. But like a girl, he ran off to the safety of his own site and set up debate there. I blew him off. Until he proves he is a real man, he’ll just continue doing what he does.

  4. Cayman Urge on 24 Jan 2007 at Wed 24 January 2007 14:04:28 #

    Another reason we hunt deer is that if the herd becomes too big and unmanageable, they starve to death. If the Muslims become unmanageable and starve to death, what’s the difference?

  5. Raven on 02 Feb 2007 at Fri 02 February 2007 16:44:29 #

    knock knock?? Hello?? is there anyone here anymore?

    Where is Michael??

    Did he go into hiding in some cool cave somewhere??