What time is it?
On some military air bases, the Air Force is located on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.
One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?”
The tower responded, “Who is calling?”
The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”
The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference…
If you are an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock.
If you are an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If you’re a Navy aircraft, it’s 6 bells.
If you’re an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If you’re a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon and there are 120 minutes until ‘Happy Hour.’”
Taken from a Sgt Grit News
