What time is it?

On some military air bases, the Air Force is located on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.

One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?”
The tower responded, “Who is calling?”
The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?”
The tower replied, “It makes a lot of difference…
If you are an American Airlines flight, it is 3 o’clock.
If you are an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours.
If you’re a Navy aircraft, it’s 6 bells.
If you’re an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3.
If you’re a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon and there are 120 minutes until ‘Happy Hour.’”

 

Taken from a Sgt Grit News

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3 Responses to “What time is it?”

  1. Raven on 23 Jul 2007 at Mon 23 July 2007 18:39:45 #

    “Time is a gift, given to you, given to give you the time you need, the time you need to have the time of your life.”
    Norton Juster

  2. Kyle on 27 Jul 2007 at Fri 27 July 2007 11:34:37 #

    Hey, I’m Kyle, and I post at the Vigilant Freedom Blog. We’re working to create a list of conservative bloggers in target states (including CO) as part of an upcoming support the troops campaign alongside groups like Gathering of Eagles, and Vets for Freedom. If you’d like to include your blog you can email me at Kyle@vigilantfreedom.com

    For more information you can check out our post at

    http://www.vigilantfreedom.org/910blog/2007/07/24/help-wantedstate-bloggers-for-pro-surge-push/

    Thanks

  3. Raven on 31 Jul 2007 at Tue 31 July 2007 15:29:41 #

    Hello?? Anyone here?? Michael must be having the time of his life these times…he’s no where to be found or seen or heard from.

    I guess that’s good. But we do miss reading FP.