Quote of the day
Dec 14th 2007MichaelQuote of the Day
Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.
John Wooden
Archive for December 14th, 2007
Drink Wine
Why I drink wine:
As Ben Franklin said, ‘In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria’.In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no
need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m
doing it as a public service.
