Archive for March, 2009

Teleprompt President or Manchurian Candidate

When the 19 year old responsible for Oboma’s Tele-Prompter screws up Obama just continues on reading what he is supposed to say according to the prompter…

This is a scripted president or a Manchurian Candidate?

 

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.

Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That’s your speech."

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator but is becoming known in America as the "teleprompt president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

This president is a moron!

And Obama had a party while the country was in a recession…wait, that was just one more party as he has been busy having many many parties since he moved in…

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Democrats Just Screwed Colorado

Well, The liberals have wanted Colorado to follow the most popular States for years. and because a lot of very stOOpid people in Colorado voted for the Democrats in most races. We will now give the 9 Colorado electoral votes to the Country popular candidate…

Under the measure approved Tuesday, Colorado’s nine electoral votes would go to the candidate who receives the most votes in all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

So what this means is that Colorado will tow the line of the most populated states of New York, Illinois, California….the liberal states because the states have high density government teat sucking democrats….

So Now Colorado Dosn’’t matter

If you live in Colorado, go here and call your Colorado Senator and tell them to kill this crappy bill.

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WTF Over!

This fucking bastard that holds the seat of the President of the United States wants to destroy the military because they don’t vote Democrap.

 

The American Legion Strongly Opposed to President’s Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Treatment

 

"It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan," said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. "He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it."

What the hell is this liberal socialist doing to this great country?

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Rewarding Incompetence

Yep, incompetence is the core of Barny Frank

 

WASHINGTON (AP) — Rep. Barney Frank charged Monday that a decision by financially strapped insurance giant AIG to pay millions in executive bonuses amounts to "rewarding incompetence."

 

And we are rewarding incompetence when these incompetent fool get a raise.

 

WASHINGTON, Dec 17, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/ — Average Senior to Receive Just $756 Increase in Social Security Next Year; Lawmakers Slated to Make $174,000 Next Year.

Who the hell voted for these incompetent fools

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One Big Ass Mistake America (OBAMA)

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Enough said?

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Thee Pints

Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and
sits in the corner of the room, drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When
he had finished all three, he went back to the bar and ordered three more.

The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it. Your pint would taste better if you bought one at a time."Patrick replies, "Well now, I have two brodders, one is in America and de odder in Australia and here I am in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised dat we’d drink dis way to remember de days we all drank togedder."

The barman admits that this is a nice custom and says no more. Patrick becomes a regular customer and always drinks the same way …. ordering three pints and drinking a sip out of each in turn, until they are finished. One day, he comes in and orders just two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent.

When he goes back to the bar for the second round, the barman says, "I don’t
want to intrude on your grief but I wanted to offer my condolences on your
great loss." Patrick looks confused for a moment, then the penny drops and he starts
to laugh, "Oh no," he says, "Bejesus, everyone is fine! Tis me …. I’ve quit
drinking!"

 

Friday the 13th…are you drinking today…

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Hope

 

debtstar

 

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WHY ARE WE BANKRUPT?

Informative,  and mind  boggling!

You think  the war in Iraq is costing us too  much?   

Read this:

  1. $11  Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to immigrants each year by state  governments.  Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77
  2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food  assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. Verify
    at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
  3. $2.5  Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for
    illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
  4. $12  Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of
    English Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.html
  5. $17  Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the  American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor  babies. Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal  aliens.
    Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
    Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html 
  8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens  for Welfare & social services by the American  taxpayers. Verify  at:  http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
  9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens. Verify at:  http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a  crime rate that’s two and a half times that of  white non-illegal aliens.  In particular, their children, are going to make a huge  additional crime  problem in the US. Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html
  11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also,  as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries.  Millions of pounds of  drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana,
    crossed into  the U. S from  the Southern border. Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
  12. The National  policy Institute, estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and  $230 billion or an average cost of between  $41 and $46 billion annually over a five  year period.’ Verify  at:  http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf
  13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries  of origin. Verify at:  http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.html
  14. ‘The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.’
    Verify  at: http: // www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

    The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.

This doesn’t count the socialist movement we are seeing in the government.

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Nationalized Citibank

Not Safe for work

 

The New F***ing Citibank - watch more funny videos

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U.S. District Judge James Robertson…

Should be tossed out of the court room for not look at the law when making sure his boy ‘O’ doesn’t have any cases heard about his legal birth place…

What a pile of shit this Judge is…

"This case, if it were allowed to proceed, would deserve mention in one of those books that seek to prove that the law is foolish or that America has too many lawyers with not enough to do," U.S. District Judge James Robertson said in his written opinion.

Maybe it would bring to light the truth that Berry was not born in the US…

This is a Constitutional  question that should be reviewed and completed one way or the other… not simply ignored!

Robertson ordered plaintiff’s attorney John Hemenway of Colorado Springs, Colo., to show why he hasn’t violated court rules barring frivolous and harassing cases and shouldn’t have to pay Obama’s attorney, Bob Bauer, for his time arguing that the case should be thrown out.

The judge wont listen to the case but maybe the legal team can get the detail heard in this part of the shit show this shitty judge is playing in his circus tent.

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The Obama Plan

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

 

The goal of socialism is communism.

 

A lie told often enough becomes truth”   - ie, the Rush Job

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1st Colorado Winter

 

December 8: 6:00 PM.
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!

December 9: 
We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I’ve ever had. I shoveled for the first time in years, felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.

December 12:
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we’ll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we’ll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I’ll never want to see snow again. I don’t think that’s possible. Bob is such a nice man, I’m glad he’s our neighbor.

December 14:

Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn’t realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I’ll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn’t huff and puff so.

December 15:
20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4×4 Blazer. I bought snow tires for the wife’s car and two extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that’s silly. We aren’t in Alaska, after all.

December 16:
Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.

December 17:
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for five hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should’ve bought a wood stove, but won’t admit it to her. God I hate it when she’s right. I can’t believe I’m freezing to death in my own living room.

December 20:
Electricity’s back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they’re too busy playing hockey. I think they’re lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower, and they’re out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they’re lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he’s lying.

December 22:
Bob was right about a white Christmas, because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it’s so cold it probably won’t melt ’til August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel, and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel! Tried to hire Bob, who has a plow on his truck, for the rest of the winter; but he says he’s too busy. I think the asshole is lying.

December 23:
Only 2" of snow today, and it warmed up to "0". The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What, is she nuts!!! Why didn’t she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did, but I think she’s lying.

December 24:

6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son-of -a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I’ll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over everywhere I’ve just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the Goddamn snowplow.

December 25:
Merry F!#$%^#$% Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she’s a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It’s a Wonderful Life" one more time, I’m going to stuff her into the microwave.

December 26:
Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She’s really getting on my nerves.

December 27:
Temperature dropped to -30, and the pipes froze. Plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him; he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.

December 28:
Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!!!

December 29:
10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That’s the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?

December 30:

Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver. He is now suing me for a million dollars; not for only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted.

December 31:
I set fire to what’s left of the house. No more shoveling.

January 8:
Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

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Wishful thinking on my part…

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Talking to the Police by Professor James Duane

This is a little long but well worth the time…get comfortable…

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