A Marine masquerading as a civilian
Apr 4th 2006RavenDateing & Life & Raven
A couple friends and I were watching the baseball game (Red Sox SUCK BTW…) when one of those awful eHarmony commercials popped up. It sounds so…foreign and stoopid…so we went online to see what this site is really all about. WHAT A JOKE. At least in my opinion. LOL.
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The Diva Feisty throws out the rules on the one night stands.
However, with a second thought I want to throw that crap straight out of the window. There’s a time for thinking and discussing and a time to realize that some things can be over-examined and talked to death.
Just joking, she actually has some good points (about the topic) that attract a mans attention to the subject in hand(s).
She also point out that The Minister of Propaganda has some very good rules about sex blogging…I mean blogging about your sex life, I mean blogging about having sex…damn, dating sucks.
Just go read some good rules when you want to get lucky for a long time.
Oh, and never share the fact that you blog about your sex life. If you do admit that you blog about your sex life, never reveal the actual URL. If you do, you’ll be editing yourself forever
Thanks Fiesty for the great topic Christina.
If you haven’t seen her new site it is just as nice as the last with some more room in the kitchen. She might even have some porn on in the morning.
Raven found a friend that brought to light the fact that many of us are really LIMB’s and we all need help and support. (Now you need to skin her blog with the Sweetly Patriotic when you read this post…)
Kender commented:
I am so a lesbian in a mans body. Perhaps I need therapy. I don’t think so though. Do you know the difference between a straight man and a lesbian trapped in a mans body?
This got me thinking that we need a special interest group to build support for us.
Are you a Lesbian in Mans Body?
I would like to start a support group of like minded people. Our group will study why we are inflicted with the LIMB’s.
Topics for the first meeting:
1) Review the cost of being inflicted with LIMB’s
2) How to approach other women and talk about LIMB’s
3) How to find the best places to meet women when inflicted with LIMB’s
Leave other topics that you would like to cover in the comments.
I will build a list of the winning topics for the first meeting and I will publish the agenda.
Today I was online shopping for flowers for the ladies in my life and I came across these beautiful flowers.
Then I decide that the ladies Raven, Boudicca, Christina, Lisa, Attila, Fate, Margi, then I couldn’t leave out any of the Marine Corps Moms(Not that they have ever seen this site, but god bless them anyways), because they deserved more than just flowers form us.
Then I got to thinking (This has broken bones before) that even some of the red blooded American men that come here also might like some flowers once in a while. Because I think these are strong, hunky, men I think they are secure in their masculinity. So I ordered some for Orge & DC, Eric, Kool-Aid, SlagleRock, and Dr. Demarche & Smiley. Then I got to thinking that these guys might take offence so I called a buddy and asked him if I was being to sweet? this Marine Buddy in Ocean side said ” Only if the guys are Leftist Anti-American pigs would they not be able to handle it”.
So I bought away and started this little link fest to some great people that deserve flowers and chocolate on Monday (from their other/better half). But probably better than I bought them.
So go to this site and pick up your flowers from me.
Have a very Happy Valentines on Monday.
OK this lesson is the two basic types of guys . Grenade in the bunker (GITB) guys are control the scene and take no prisoners. Quiet and aloof (QAA) guys are just that quite and in the back ground.
Very often I have heard how Mr. X has turned into a domineering, and controlling individual. Mr. X displays an attitude of superiority or indifference to the others feelings or concerns. When asking how they got together more often than not the story eventually describes an initial meeting as being a G.I.T.B. experience.
I disagree with this:
Q.A.A. guy is a firm believer that it is virtually impossible to put his foot in a closed mouth
Because all of us guys have foot in mouth disease.
Here is my take on these two types of guys.
First I need to put myself in context. I am a former Marine, Cowboy, Pilot, Construction worker, Systems architect, not to mention I am 6′6 at 240#. I have lots of confidence and bravado when the situation requires it. But I think I fit more in the QAA mold these days.
OK so I have a buddy that is 5′7 160# and he is the basic GITB guy. They buddy is loud and quite funny and always the instigator. We are friends because to me, many women while they like the confident loud types to help boost there self image they do not typically hook up with them. To my advantage the ones he picks up on are weeded out of the noise. I am also not intimidated or mocked by him as he makes others the butt of his jokes.
Most QAA types also can move into the GITB type when there is a target that they are interested in. Age also has something to do with determining the type most men are. When I was 18-30 I might have been closer to the GITB type because I was on a mission. Now days I am more QAA because I have successfully completed more missions and my target type has changed.
My buddy is my age but has not completed as many missions and he is still a GITB type. When we go out he is constantly on the prowl and I have had some of my girlfriends tell me they do not like when he is around now that we are all older. He has been busted a couple times as a ‘Cock Block’ by other buddies and now these buddies refuse to invite him to parties. While he makes a party wherever he goes, he is black listed.
Now I being more of a QAA type I find many times I get women coming over to me in social situations. The type of women that I attract is not as flighty and insecure as the girls that my buddy attracts. Sometimes that is a bummer; many times it is not. I have been very happy although I have not found the one for me. My buddy is never happy with the girl situation and is always in boom or bust mode. Even when he is dating a girl he is acting the GITB mode and looking for another girl as he knows the other girl will leave soon.
Now if I could just find the one.
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Kool-Aid has an assignment for everyone that will help all of the girls to figure out what guys are like.
First post is Guy School 101
Although traffic lights have red, yellow and green lights to signify stop, caution and go, the average male “on the prowl” has modified this normal traffic pattern. The average guy has in effect removed the yellow light from the dating traffic system. There is only red and green. Stop and Go. For example…a guy is checking you out from across the room. You happen to notice his gaze. You smile. Not a wink, not a “why don’t you come up and see me sometime” look…just a smile. The guy sees… green light…she smiled at me…she’s interested.
The only problem is there are people that break the law of the dating road. Some guys do not follow lights because they are really blind and should not be driving at all. They just sense what the light color is int here mind. Guy x in this case is full throttle until someone blows his tires out and then he is the hurt little man going for the sympathy date.
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Harvey is posting at IMAO. and you would expect a quote on love from Harvey like this.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it CAN buy love. Although I’ve found that the healthy kind usually costs a little extra.
God Bless him.
Personal note. spend the extra ten dollars for the good love.
there is some pretty good speculation in the comments here about Frank J moving all IMAO employees to Florida. Many in the comments believe that they should be getting hitched. For franks benefit here is the history of Microsoft Girlfriend and some stability issues as mentioned by Harvey.
Girlfriends
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiancée 1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and it’s a memory hogger, it has taken all his space; and Wife 1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
Some features I’d like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 4.0…
I tried running GirlFriend 2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they tried using the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall GirlFriend 1.0 but it didn’t have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another problem with all versions of GirlFriend that I’ve used is that it is totally object oriented and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.
***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
******** Related Experiences *********
Last year a friend upgraded GirlFriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that it soon began spawning child-processes that are consuming valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself in such a way that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. My friend is finding that some applications such as Poker-Night 10.3 and BeerBash 2.5 are no longer able to run, crashing the system whenever selected (even though they always worked fine before).
As a result, I decided to avoid all the problems associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with GirlFriend 4.0. Even here, however, I found many headaches. For example, the uninstall program for GirlFriend 4.0 doesn’t work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Even worse, all versions of GirlFriend constantly pop up little annoying messages — about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
ScoreBrowniePoints.com
OK, this is not a typical post for me but this is one of the things that has helped me in the past and Jodie is back in form again.
December 13, 2004:
I’m back baby! Score Brownie Points is poised once again to give men insider tips and expert service to get them “some”!
Jodie is a great women that helps men build Brownie Points with the lady in there life. she does this by remembering that we should do things just because.
Is this an easy way out? YES it is. Do Men need help? yes we do.
I have been on Jodies gift mailing for a couple years and I will tell you that you need this to help you remember.
It is worth every penney.
Sign up and see what you get in January.
The points YOU NEED for her to say “YES! I want you too!”
You know you need the points. You want to get the points.
How?
By harnessing the power of the “just because” side of doing “little somethings” for her every now and then.
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