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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time  because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.

The following week when Dave’s buddies arrived at the lake they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock , fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer.

His buddies asked, "How did you talk your missus into letting you go  Dave?"

Dave replied. "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the ol’lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’.

When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said,  Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want’…….

SO I DID AND HERE I AM!"

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John is 63 years old and owns his own business. He is a life-long Republican and sees his dream of retiring next year is now all but gone. With the stock market crashing and all the new taxes coming his way, John knows he will be working for a good number more years.

John has a granddaughter, Ashley, who is a recent college grad. She drives a late model car, wears all the latest fashions, and also likes going out and eating out a lot. Ashley campaigned hard for Obama, and after he won the election she made sure her Grandfather (and all other Republican family members) received more than an earful on how the world is going to be a much better place now that Obama won the election.

Ashley recently found herself short of cash and unable to pay her bills, again. As she has done many other times in the past, she e-mailed her Grandfather asking for some financial help. Here is his reply:

"Sweetheart,
I am replying to your request for more money. Ashley, you know I love you dearly and am sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your Grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own…the ‘Ashley Economic Plan’. Let me explain. Your grandmother and I are highly productive, wage-earning taxpayers. As you know, we have lived a comfortable life and in return have forgone many things like fancy vacations, luxury cars, etc. We have worked hard and were looking forward to retiring soon. But this plan has changed. Your president is significantly raising our personal and business taxes. He says it is so he can give our hard earned money to other people. Do you know what this means, Ashley? It means less income for us. Less income means we must cut back on many business and personal expenditures. One example is, we were forced to let go of our receptionist today.

You know her. She always gave you candy when you visited my office. Did you know she worked for us for the past 18 years? I can’t afford her anymore.

That is a taste of the business side. Some personal economic affects of Obama’s new taxation policies include none other than you. You know very well that over the years your grandmother and I have given you thousands of dollars in cash, tuition assistance, food, housing, clothing, gifts, etc., etc. By your vote, you have chosen another family over ours for help. Judging from your Email requesting more money, I recommend you call 202-456-1111. That is the direct telephone number for the White House. You yourself repeatedly told me I was foolish to vote Republican. You said Mr. Obama is going to be the people’s president and is going to help every American live a better life. Based upon everything you have told me and things we heard from him as he campaigned, I am sure Mr. Obama will be happy to send a check or transfer money into your checking account. Have him call me for the transaction and account numbers, which by now I know by heart.

Perhaps you now can understand what I have been saying for all my life: those who vote for the president should consider what the impact of an election will be on the nation as a whole, and not just be concerned with what they can get for themselves (welfare, etc.). What Obama voters don’t seem to realize is all of the "government’s" money he is ‘redistributing’ to illegal aliens and non-taxpaying Americans (deemed "less fortunate") comes from tax money collected from income tax-paying families. Remember how you told me, "Only the richest of the rich will be affected"? Guess what, honey? Because of our business, your Grandmother and I are now considered to be the richest of the rich. On paper, it might look that way. But in the real world, we are far from it. But, as you said while campaigning for Obama, some people will have to carry more of the burden so all of America can prosper. You understand what that means, right? It means that raising taxes on productive people results in them having less money. Less money for everything, including granddaughters.

Congratulations on your choice for "change". For future reference, I encourage you to attempt to add up the total value of the gifts and money you’ve received from us over the years, and compare it to what you expect to get over the next four years from Mr. Obama.

Remember, we love you dearly… but from now on you’ll need to call the number referenced above when you need help.

Good luck, sweetheart.
Love,
Grandpa

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The Clinton Retreads are doing a crappy job and the Old Media is lapping it up like a puppy.

Unabashed Liberal Anti-American Gun Grabber!(ULAAGG)

Obama is really trying to destroy America as fast as he can…

Any Republican that doesn’t loudly oppose her, needs to be ran out of the party…

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John dumb ass fucking green dick sucker mother fucker piece of shit asshole coward Murtha a <puke, spit, spit> hides behind a title in trying to destroy American Marines which should be honored as American Heroes! 

Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) is immune from a defamation suit filed against him by a U.S. Marine, a federal appeals court ruled on Tuesday.
Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich filed suit against Murtha, claiming that the veteran lawmaker damaged his reputation when he told the press that Wuterich’s squad in 2005 killed civilians in cold blood in Haditha, Iraq.

Wuterich argued that Murtha made false and defamatory statements to the press about Wuterich’s and his comrades’ role in the civilian deaths.
Murtha, a green dick sucker piece of shit Ex-former Marine, used his congressional immunity as his defense, arguing that he made those statements to the press in his official capacity as a member of Congress. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia on Tuesday ruled that Wuterich can’t sue Murtha.

And this leftard extremist liberal appeals judge needs to be removed…what the fuck is this country coming to…

Great, now I will be included in the right wing extremist that the EX governor AZ warned you about….shit.

The question I have is what the fuck are the people in PA going to do about this?

Vote his ass out!!!!

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Via email:

Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic Retirement:  There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.  Pay them $1 million dollars apiece Severance Pay with these stipulations

1) They leave their jobs.  Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars.  Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

Done

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Duck!

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If you have Money you don’t need a big deck.

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This came to me from a friend via email. It is a good description of what our government is spending right now.

A billion here, a billion there. Pretty soon we’re talking real money =-)

A billion dollars…

A hundred billion dollars…

Eight hundred billion dollars….

One TRILLION dollars…

What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I’d take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like.

We’ll start with a $100 dollar bill, currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slightly fewer have owned them; guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.

A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.

Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet…

And $1 BILLION dollars… now we’re really getting somewhere…

Next we’ll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we’ve been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it’s a million-million. It’s a thousand billion. It’s a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this?

It’s pretty surprising.

Go ahead…

Scroll down…

Ladies and gentlemen… I give you $1 trillion dollars…

Notice those pallets are double-stacked, and the little guy (That’d be you and me, the lowly taxpayer!) in the left corner is still there for "perspective.”

So the next time you hear someone toss around the phrase "a trillion dollars"… that’s what they’re talking about.

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When the 19 year old responsible for Oboma’s Tele-Prompter screws up Obama just continues on reading what he is supposed to say according to the prompter…

This is a scripted president or a Manchurian Candidate?

Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen was just a few paragraphs into an address in Washington when he realised it all sounded a bit too familiar.

It was. He was repeating the speech President Barack Obama had just read from the same teleprompter.

Mr Cowen stopped, turned to the president and said: "That’s your speech."

A laughing Mr Obama returned to the podium to take over but it seems the script had finally been switched and the US president ended up thanking himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Mr Obama is an accomplished orator but is becoming known in America as the "teleprompt president" over his reliance on the machine when he gives a speech.

This president is a moron!

And Obama had a party while the country was in a recession…wait, that was just one more party as he has been busy having many many parties since he moved in…

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Well, The liberals have wanted Colorado to follow the most popular States for years. and because a lot of very stOOpid people in Colorado voted for the Democrats in most races. We will now give the 9 Colorado electoral votes to the Country popular candidate…

Under the measure approved Tuesday, Colorado’s nine electoral votes would go to the candidate who receives the most votes in all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

So what this means is that Colorado will tow the line of the most populated states of New York, Illinois, California….the liberal states because the states have high density government teat sucking democrats….

So Now Colorado Dosn’’t matter

If you live in Colorado, go here and call your Colorado Senator and tell them to kill this crappy bill.

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This fucking bastard that holds the seat of the President of the United States wants to destroy the military because they don’t vote Democrap.

The American Legion Strongly Opposed to President’s Plan to Charge Wounded Heroes for Treatment

"It became apparent during our discussion today that the President intends to move forward with this unreasonable plan," said Commander David K. Rehbein of The American Legion. "He says he is looking to generate $540-million by this method, but refused to hear arguments about the moral and government-avowed obligations that would be compromised by it."

What the hell is this liberal socialist doing to this great country?

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Yep, incompetence is the core of Barny Frank

WASHINGTON (AP) — Rep. Barney Frank charged Monday that a decision by financially strapped insurance giant AIG to pay millions in executive bonuses amounts to "rewarding incompetence."

And we are rewarding incompetence when these incompetent fool get a raise.

WASHINGTON, Dec 17, 2008 /PRNewswire-USNewswire via COMTEX/ — Average Senior to Receive Just $756 Increase in Social Security Next Year; Lawmakers Slated to Make $174,000 Next Year.

Who the hell voted for these incompetent fools

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Enough said?

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